April 2011
I love showing tricks to little kids
veechiuu:
They’re all like:
“How did you do that?”
And you’re just like:
“Magic.”
Tomorrow is April Fool's Day.
BELIEVE. NOTHING.
TRUST. NO ONE.
If someone pulls an April Fool's joke on me...
I hate when I'm texting someone , then they...
Did you ask to call me?
When you show someone else something funny you...
You:
Them:
you:
There's a breed of cats called Munchkins. They...
cantstopthinkingboutyah:
otterowl:
behindthefuckingsea:
coffee-and-cigarettes-:iputthefuninfuneral-:
i fucking want one
i want one now.
AWWW.
OH MY BABY JESUS
daaaayyuum ! want one !!!
Right guy, wrong time. Right time, wrong guy. New...
Watchthedailywhat:
Secret Ingredient of the Day: Vitaliy Sulzhik of Federal Way, Washington says he found a dead mouse inside his can of Monster Energy. Apparently, Monster Energy cans aren’t supposed to contain dead mice, so Sulzhik sued Hansen Beverage Company. Hansen, according to Sulzhik’s attorney, refuses to believe him, even though a series of forensic tests appear to confirm his claim.
Long...
March 2011
